|I guess, ideally, I would be making love to my girlfriend tonight in my huge house. However, I don't have a girlfriend, mostly because I'm never home. So maybe this isn't ideal, but my girlfriend tonight is Madelyn Marie. She's sexy, sweet, gentle: kind of like my girlfriend would be…if I were ever home. At least this way my girlfriend is always in lingerie, can't wait to please me, and never needs anything outside the bedroom. I'm sorry.., I think I just said this wasn't ideal. I don't really know what I was thinking when I said that.